in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
im poor ill try it
ooohhh i have to try this
yes but make it better. add garlic outside of it, inside of it, garlic everywhere
Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
Shailene Woodley wrote about John Green for Time’s “The 100 Most Influential People,” 2014 [link].
1. I am so thrilled to have been named to the 2014 TIME 100. Shai’s essay is so kind and generous. That sentence about planets and moons is a lovely goal for us all to reach toward. Now, that said, I’m no prophet. I’m a guy who not too long ago tried to wax his chin.
2. Do I really look like that illustration?
the moment you realize that refusing to fight bucky was steve’s first time backing out of a fight
I kind of needed something permanent. Everything that’s happened to us… everything just changes so fast. Everything is so… ephemeral.
“I lit up like a Christmas Tree, Hazel Grace”
I NEVER NOTICED HIS TEAR OMG
i found a leather jacket made for build-a-bears in my closet so naturally i had to put it on my cat